A List Pt 7: I Swear, I Haven't Done Any Of These...

December 4th, 2006

Well, I can't for sure say if these are stuff you shouldn't do...having not tried them, but I've imagined the scenario and situation it would/could cause if it ever happened. If you try any of these, good luck and I'll hope for the best.

JP's Top Ten List of Things NOT To Say On A First Date...
Note: These could apply to one gender or the other...even both sometimes.
1. Saying all of the below in 3rd person.
2. I'm 40, I live with my parents.
3. Should you be eating that much?
4. I'm glad my parole officer let me out tonight.
5. Girl: You look nice tonight.
Stupid Man: Thanks, my mom picked it out for me.
6. I'm a sanitation engineer.
7. I love kids, how many do you want?
8. General: Talking about any bodily functions.
9. Oh...so, you got this one right?
10. Will you marry me?

There you go! Thanks guys!

-JP Out
"Even when my soul is tired, I will lift my hands to you."